How much water did you drink?
ebonk General, jokes 14 July 2006 2:33 amA koala is sitting up .a gum tree … smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

“Hey Koala ! What are you doing?”
The koala says:
“Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:
“What’s the matter with you?”
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says “Hey you!”

So the koala looks down at him and says:

“Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude … how much water did you drink?!!”
Story by: Mike (b***@boilerplant.net)
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14 July 2006 7:19 am
kewlll! don’t smoke too much joint,kekekekekekeke
14 July 2006 1:16 pm
duh gak bisa komen deh
20 July 2006 3:00 am
kenapa? kebanyakan minum?